NAME:
Suzi Parker

ALIASES:
Emma Peel, Babysham, Nancy Drew, Caliente Potata, Suziphone

OCCUPATION:
Freelance Journalist, Author, Accomplished Pot-Stirrer,
Pig-Tailed Troublemaker

PREVIOUS RECORD:
Author of two known books - Sex in the South: Unbuckling the Bible Belt (Justin Charles & Co., 2003) and 1000 Best Bartender's Recipes (Sourcebooks 2005)

Political Journalist. Writes frequently for The Economist and US News & World Report. Work has also appeared in The New York Times Magazine, Washington Post, Penthouse, Salon, The Politico, The Dallas Morning News, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Grist, The New Statesman , The Christian Science Monitor and numerous others.

KNOWN TO FREQUENT:
Vino's Brewpub, various kickball diamonds, Whitewater Tavern, healthy eating joints, political events, wherever the bodies are buried. Seen regularly at local music haunts.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Little Rock, Arkansas. Sometimes found at www.myspace.com/suziparker, Blogspot.

DISTINGUISHING MARKS OR SCARS: Unblemished; more likely to leave them on you.

STRENGTHS:
Unearthing your secrets; multitasking; assuming the role of "authorized personnel"; flying below the radar.

WEAKNESSES:
80's music, hats of all kinds, leather boots, bracelets, British accents, Six Bridges Cream Ale, a ticket to Ireland.

KNOWN ASSOCIATES:
D.I.Y. lifestylers, leapers of faith, Eco-Savants, those who carve their own path preferably with a chainsaw.

LEVEL OF CAUTION:
HIGH. Do not underestimate.

REPEAT:
Do not underestimate. Approach with caution.